1) it doesn't matter who wins, cause we're all broke and really tired
2) my commute ruined my first christmas in new york and all i got was this stupid tshirt that i walked 10 miles in the cold to make myself
3) ask my about MY last raise
4) you shouldn't have blown your union dues on the fancy pens
5) dude, where's my train
6) viva la revolution!
7) save the whales! eat the transit workers!
8) front: a guy walks into a bar...
back: then he collapses in exhaustion since he had to walk 90 blocks to get there to not get laid
9) friends don't let friends take the long island railroad
10) you couldn't have waited till march went out like a lamb to strike?